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The Little Things Don’t Tweet and Ring
Tea by the Sea, by the Norwegian Artist, Steve Henderson It is possible to fit 10 diners around a table meant for four. We did it last weekend with the Norwegian Artist, his Girl Friday through...
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Mr. Spock Knows How to Pronounce “Exacerbate”
I am not Spock. Aside from the obvious differences of not being male, from another planet, or possessive of pointy ears, my main divergence from the world’s most recognizable Vulcan is that I am not so...
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And You Think Naming a Baby Is Difficult?
You know, if the economy gets REALLY bad, and, say, art sales are affected nationwide, then the Norwegian Artist and I will pick up second jobs with the interior/exterior paint companies naming paint...
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An Alarming Faceoff in the Bedroom
When you think about all the ways that two different people — say, a Norwegian Artist and a Polish Writer — do things, it’s amazing that relationships last at all. Take alarm clocks, for instance. For...
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Bruce Willis Knitting
Out of Africa, by the Norwegian Artist, Steve Henderson I confess: I engage in reckless behavior. Sometimes I salt my food before I taste it. I set the cruise control for two miles over the speed...
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The Summer of Our Contentment
Dahlia Girl, by the Norwegian Artist, Steve Henderson So, I’m sitting in a parked car, doing yet another one of those 20-minute chauffeur trips for the progeny that turns into 85, and I’m bored. Ahead...
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Don’t Say “Can’t”
Someone suggested to me once that when you use the word “can’t,” you append the word “yet,” afterwards, as in: “I can’t skydive . . . yet.” “I can’t understand quantum physics . . . yet.” “I can’t play...
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Jiminy Crock Pot! Hot Food for Dinner!
The Fruit Vendor, by the Norwegian Artist, Steve Henderson This last month I discovered the existence of the crock pot. No, not crack pots. Very funny. I’m talking about the slow cooker, which,...
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Internet Disconnection
Amber Waves, by the Norwegian Artist, Steve Henderson You’ll be happy to know that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with my Internet connection, even though it cuts out a dozen times in a day,...
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Dating Richard Gere
Steve Henderson, Artist, who to me looks like Richard Gere, Actor Lately the folks at Pandora Radio, through one of their pop up windows, have been trying to set me up on a date with hot guys in the...
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